Peter gets a job as a paparazzo, then must fend off the unwanted advances of his boss (voice of Carrie Fisher). Meanwhile, Stewie gets the lead role in a school play, but gets a bad case of stage fright.
A rash of burglaries hits the neighborhood and, with the locals (and the Gunderson brothers) up in arms, Ron seizes the opportunity to make the robberies work to his advantage. He gets his buddy Glenn to stage a fake hold-up.